The worst part of social networking sites is the about me section. Does anyone really read these anyway?

Uh, I'm tall. I'm black. I like grapes. 50 Cent is my sworn enemy...

Well, I gave in to the pressure. Here's a real about me:

I'm a 22 year old college student from a small Middle Tennessee town. I'm a junior at TTU. Psych major. Which means I'm about as normal as deep fried salted shoe laces on a sesame seed bun with a side of tortilla chips and Vaseline.

I'm very laid back. It's not that I'm shy. I'm just an observer. I'm also pretty mellow. It's not that I'm optimistic. I just don't give a fuck. Basically, life happens. I figure I can fight it or happen along with it and perhaps even learn something in the process.

To the above, I attribute the fact that I get along with pretty much everyone (minus the "pretty much"). I have no enemies and I have no need for them. I'm a lover. Now, I don't call everyone my friend. That label is reserved for the extra special. But I know that most people consider me a friend. A good one, they say. And someone easy to talk to.

"I don't know why I just told you that. I've never told anyone that," is a statement I often hear from both friends and general acquaintances. Sometimes strangers. I'm not sure why people find it so easy to talk to me. Maybe because I like to listen. But be careful. I'm a very philosophical/theological/otherwise "intellectual" person so if you hit a few key subjects, I can talk until the cows come home, leave, come back again, get replaced by prettier cows, rally for their rights, form a militia, and start a revolution.

Anyway, I like to make friends. So I say we chat it up and see where it leads us.

P.S. There's a HELL of a lot more to me. You'll just have to talk to me and find out what I'm all about. At least, I hope you will.

Semage's useless trivia:

1. Semage isn't really my name, (but it's what you can call me until I tell you my name.  And it's pronounced something like say-moj not like see-mage).
2. I'm a geek
3. ...but I don't speak Klingon or Tengwar
4. ...but I would love to speak both
5. Project 86 pwns your mother.
6. So did I last night.
7. Clothes are the work of the Devil.
8. I would be emo...
9. ...but my mommy and daddy didn't make enough money.
10. Sexual orientation is a figment of our imagination.
11. Straight and gay are, therefore, unnatural.
12. I eat at least one apple every day.
13. I piss people off in Promisance with STD attacks on a regular basis.
14. The only reason I wear clothes is so I don't get charged with sexual harassment.
15. I like Panic! At the Disco.  So sue me.
16. If I had a band, it would be called Lois and The Fat Man.
17. You just don't like lollipops because you've never had one.  Suck the sweetness out of a few, then come and tell me it's gross.
18. Consequently, I'd rather put my dick in a pig's ass than a man's.  A pig's shitty ass than a man's clean one.
19. But seriously, I like dick.
20. No really.
21. A lot.
22. ...
23. "Learn to think before you speak and you just might make a point."
24. Girls make ten times better friends than guys (it's not natural; it's learned.  But it's still true).
25. Man does not live by bread alone, but by extremeapril.com.
26. ... + Firefox (browser)+ Flashgot (plugin) + Free Download Manager (take a guess).
27. Southern white trash freaks and geeks make my wee wee magically grow.
28. I have no regard for your law.  I'm governed by reason.
29. I remember cassette tapes.  Those were the days.
30. I remember compact disks, those were the days.
31. I'd rather sleep than finish this list