 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
I am here to meet you |
| Marital Status: |
Divorced |
| Children: |
Have children |
| Education: |
High School |
| Religion: |
Agnostic |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
professional thumb wrestler |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
6' 0" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism, Domination |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
jump up and down on one foot and flapping both arms while singing the hokey pokey |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Virgin |
My Web Gifts
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eroticjesus' Scoop
About me:
Ive been known to breath air, eat food and sometimes even drink water. I have 2 ears, eyes, arms, legs, feet and hands, and only one nose and one mouth. But i have 1 brain with 2 halves, explain that one! Things i do everyday are shower, brush my teeth, sleep (well, not everyday), put on clothes (well, not everyday) oh and break the law. Enough about me, what about you?
Who I'd like to meet:
the real me and of course you. And that blonde girl i saw at the movie theater in the late 80s but i was to nervous to talk to her with her mom standing there lookin like hulk hogan. OH yea, id also like to meet the mofo who broke my car window to steal a few cds and some change.
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More About eroticjesus
My Other Profile/Website Links:
I do not do that on the first reading of my profile, hit refresh, if it doesnt give you the links, keep hitting refresh until it does?
Interests:
hmm, well im very interested to find out what is the meaning of life and exatly how many stars are in the sky. I also am interested in lint, the perfect blade of grass, that girl i mentioned before from the movie theater, the beautiful langauge of ebonics, and trying to break the law of gravity, any help with this would be appreciated. I have the lint and grass thing perfected but the others i cant seem to figure out.
My Favorite Websites:
the error page that comes up when you mistype the url. I could spend all day at that site. Also, any pay members only site that i have a free password for so i didnt have to pay. But i LOVE paying for redlightcenters vip membership cause that is my favorite site after all.
Music:
jane's addiction, porno for pyros, musiwauki gosimuzen, moloko shivers are my favorites. But lets not forget john tesh, the smelly guy on the corner with his acoustic guitar and open guitar case, the polka band that plays the local fair every year with the drummer who was alive before recorded history, and that band who plays in that one car commercial with the car driving on a winding mountain road with a view of the ocean and the music plays while the car drives and then it shows a side profile of the car with a very happy man and woman embracing in a hug. You know which one im talkin about? They even show the mpg ratings. You know right? THAT band rocks.
Movies:
im torn between star wars and star trek because the orange shirt and blue phaser stream clash with my tan sweat pants and red light saber and the yoda mask is too hot however it does fit my vulcan pointy ears so thats a plus. that movie about the ammish mafia, watching titanic backwards so it has a happy ending, that disney movie with the really sad part when the one animal dies. (ever notice if disney animated movies were real people and not funloving talking animals, they would be rated r, for example , the lion king has a child watch his uncle murder his father in a power struggle within the family, if it had robert deniro instead of simba, it might get NC17 with some good editing)
Books:
war and peace and my pet goat. And that elementary school book that you write your letters in over and over. the two solid lines and the dotted center line are truly inspiring, i swear i almost teared up twice.
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