 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
N/A |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
I don't want children |
| Education: |
High School |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Slim / Slender |
| Height: |
5' 2" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Bondage, Multiple People, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Swapping, Domination |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Talk Dirty to Me, Make Me Do It, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy, Tell Me You Love Me |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Seductress/Seductor, Passionate, Innocent, Dominating, Adventurous, Wild, Threesomes, The More The Merrier |
My Web Gifts
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JsGirl's Scoop
About me:
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A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough..."```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````My name is Melysa Ami. I'm stubborn I'm hated by my best friend. Hated by my boyfriend, hated by my family. I don't have any friends, and that's the way i like it. I get what i want. If i have a problem with you, I'll say it to your face. I wont play a child's game and say it behind your back. I don't like certain things or certain people. I'm moody as hell, I'll be smiling one-second, raging war with myself the next. If you think you know me, your wrong. I do act different around different people. I'm moody, im picky, im a bitch. But thats me. No, im not easy. I hate people who think just because im 18 i should be a cock-sucking slut; that i should jus drop to my knees and let you bang me. I dont think so. Yes, i have a tendency to call girls hott but that doesnt mean im a lesbian. The saying isnt just "looks can be decieving" its LOOKS ARE DECIEvING. You'll jsut have to deal with that when your with me. You probably wont like me, but if your willing to give it a shot, step right up.``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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BEHIND EVERY BITCH, THERES A GUY THAT MADE HER THAT WAY```````````````````I'LL BE YOUR BEST KEPT SECRET AND YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE``````````````````GIRLS JUST NEED TO HEAR THAT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL```````````````IF I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, WOULD YOU STILL WANT MORE?````````````````````````EVERY GIRL WANTS A MAN SHE CAN GO TO IN HER SWEATS, HAIR A MESS, MAKEUP RUNNING DOWN HER FACE, EYES RED FROM CRYING, AND THE FIRST THING HE SAYS TO HER IS "BABY YOURE BEAUTIFUL" AN MEAN IT`````````````````````````HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO ALONE AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE? WELL THATS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW. I FEEL LIKE IM FACING EVERYTHING BY MYSELF WITH NOTHING BUT TEARS AND A FAKE SMILE``````````````````THE TRUTH IS YOUR COULD SLIT MY THROAT AND WITH ONE LAST GASPING BREATH, I'D APOLIGIZE FOR BLEEDING ON YOUR SHIRT`````````````````````````````I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE, AND NOBODY KNOWS IT BUT ME```````````````````````
Who I'd like to meet:
N/A
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More About JsGirl
My Other Profile/Website Links:
www.myspace.com/jgirl47
Interests:
Naughty Joke
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.-----------------
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6 . You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.------------
Sincerely,
The Management ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
Naughty Joke
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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part ofyour body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.
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Naughty Joke
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
Naughty Joke
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Two guys are driving down the street. They see two dogs having sex on someone's lawn. The first guy says "That really is the best way to make love."
The second guy says "I don't know if my wife would go for that."
"Hell, make her a few martinis, she'll go for it."
The next week they see each other. The first guy says "Hey did you try it?"
The second guy says "Yeah, but it took 8 martinis."
"8 Martinis! Holy Crap!"
"Yeah, after two she was feeling frisky, but it took 6 more to get her out on that guys lawn."
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
~~~~~~~~~PINK; GWEN STEFANI; SEAN PAUL; RIHANNA; HINDER; SALIVA; 50 CENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BIG & RICH; EMINEM; THE FRAY; GOO GOO DOLLS; GREENDAY; INXS; KELIS; THE KILLERS; K.T. TUNSTALL; LIFEHOUSE; LINDSAY LOHAN; LINKIN PARK; LONESTAR; PINK; ROB THOMAS; SIMPLE PLAN; SWITCHFOOT; TRAPT; USHER; ALL AMERICAN REJECTS; HILARY DUFF; JAMES BLUNT; JOSH KELLEY; UNCLE KRACKER; SIMON & MILO; COLLECTIVE SOUL; DAVID POWTER; NICKLEBACK; KELLY CLARKSON; VERTICAL HORIZON; FEUL; PUDDLE OF MUDD; EVE 6; U2; MATCHBOX 20; BOWLING FOR SOUP; PEARL JAM; EVERCLEAR; SIMPLE PLAN; JOJO; 3 DOORS DOWN; KENNY CHESNEY; HOWIE DAY; KRYSTAL; ANNA NALICK; MAROON 5; JESSICA ANDREWS
Movies:
K-19:WIDOWMAKER; THE MISSING; MULAN; JEEPERS CREEPERS 2; MY COUSIN VINNY; CURLY SUE; LADDER 49; THE LAST BOYSCOUT; MR. DEEDS; BIG DADDY; FOOT LOOSE; CHOURUS LINE; PEARL HARBOR; RUNAWAY
Books:
Rachel J by Melissa Jones; Gone by Lisa Gardner
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